It’s Been Awhile–Chrisisms Return

Now and then  on It's Just Life I share some of the quirky and lovable things that my dear husband aka Mr. Diamond shares with me.  He reminded me the other day that we have known each other 2/3rd's of our lives now.  We met each other when we were 18 so you can do the math. When I think of how our lives together have kind of meshed over the years I just shake my head because we fit like two peas in a pod, go together like cookies and milk and complement each other like two coordinating … [Read more...]

Chrisisms Are Back!

It has been awhile since I posted some of my husband's witty sayings so today is your lucky day.   You gotta love a man who can make me laugh by just saying "Alan" to remind me of the funny video of the prairie dog that makes me laugh every single time.   So here --without further delay is the latest in the ever growing list of Chrisisms.  Enjoy.  "I am playing D league ball with these people." "That's like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun." "Our IT tools … [Read more...]

Chrisisms—Can You Believe It Is Post 7 ?

You know you have missed them---Chrisisms!  These are the latest to add to the ever growing list. 1.  "I am a free form jello eater."  (This was when he was prepping for a colonoscopy and was not mixing his jello together like I thought he should for variety.) 2. Chris said he will know he has finally made it when he sees his Chrisisms featured on K-tel. 3. "The zoo would be a nice place if there were no kids visiting." 4. "If you are going to be a man, be a man, not a boy."  (I can … [Read more...]

You Know You Have Missed Them—-Chrisisms Part 6

Can you believe that it has been 4 months since I posted the infamous Chrisisms????  I know that you have all missed them so here are the latest and greatest from my witty husband! "It's amazing what happens when you send a few emails and everyone's travel plans change because of it.  Dance for me, my little puppets!" Chris changed the sheets on the bed when I was gone and he said he could see the Shroud of Beth Ann.... "I may have to work past death."    (What was not said was "if my … [Read more...]

You Asked For It! You Got It! Chrisisms Part 5

Can you believe that I have collected more Chrisisms to post???  It has been awhile since I posted Chrisisms--Part 4 so I thought it was time to post a few more.  As always, enjoy! 1.  If you are going to join the circus you want to be at the front of the parade. 2. This train is dysfunction junction. 3. When talking about being married 30 years Chris quipped "if we had committed murder we would be getting out about now." 4. A waitress asked us if we were done with our meal or still … [Read more...]

The Wonderful World of Chrisisms Continues—Part 4

Today I am featuring Part 4 of Chrisisms from my witty husband.   He is keeping his day job but as my previous posts  Spinning in our Teacups, ,Back by Popular Demand, and Chrisims Part 3 have shown you---he is one funny man.  My list has been growing and with our upcoming anniversary trip I am sure that I will be adding to it so I wanted to get these passed along to you today.  Please enjoy and share the wonderful world of humor according the Chris! 1. "They are all God's children but some … [Read more...]

Chrisisms—Part 3

As some of you know I have started documenting my husband's witty comments here.  I figured it was about time to add to the ever growing and entertaining list.   If you missed the other two posts you might want to check them out at the following posts:  Spinning in Our Teacups and Back by Popular Demand .  I will be right here when you get back! Just to be clear---Chris is an engineer by training and most folks think that engineers are boring and dull.  Not this guy!!  No way no how!!!  He … [Read more...]