Rogue Comments

One of the bonuses of having a blog is getting to read comments and as you know I am all about the comments!!!  I have a really great spam filter that catches most of the non-legitimate comments and I am VERY grateful to have that as the spam folder fills up fairly fast. If I had to wade through all those and subject the rest of my readers to those I would probably cry.

But every now and then when I go to check and make sure that some of your valuable comments did not slip into the spam folder I have to chuckle at some that are obviously in there for a reason. Today I share some of my favorites from the recent perusal of the spam folder.  Hope they make you chuckle.  Most were on the tab at the top of my blog that is entitled Happy Things.

1. My grandparents had a small ice cream dairy and went through tons of bread and buns. I collected the clips. I know I had well over 1200! (Well, that is nice but I have no idea what you are talking about!)

2. Maybe you could write next articles referring to this article. I want to read more things about it! Excellent post. I was checking constantly this blog and I am impressed! Extremely useful info specifically the last part :) (Of course I liked this one because they included a smiley face!)

3. Thanks for the purpose of providing like superb data. (Always here to serve.)

4. I appreciate your article.Your article is like a big tree, so that we can be seated in your tree, feel yourself a real. I feel very moved, very empathy….(I feel a lot of weight on my arms right now—must be because I am a tree.)

5.Wonderful story, reckoned we could combine a couple of unrelated data, nevertheless really really worth taking a appear, whoa did 1 find out about Mid East has got additional problerms at the same time (I do not think I have ever written about the Mid East…..and their spelling was atrocious.)

6. what is the best way to retrieve my gun from the police department? (Well, gee, I don’t know?  Maybe don’t have it there to begin with?)

7. This breast enhancement exercise should be repeated a few times a day:

. In addition to a standard straight bar is the “E-Z” bar, which is very popular
for biceps routines, because the bent nature of the middle portions of the bar allow you
to use it with inward palms, eliminating wrist strain. In a
half squatting position your torso is as vertical as possible. (There were no real exercises included in this comment so I guess my breasts will remain un-enhanced. )

8. It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d definitely donate to this superb blog! I suppose for now i’ll settle

for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account.
I look forward to brand new updates and will
talk about this site with my Facebook group. Chat soon!   (Adding a donate button immediately….the money will begin rolling in.  I will get too big for my britches.  Oh wait—I already am and that is why I am trying to be more intentional about walking and eating better.  But I digress.  Kind of like these comments.)

There you have it—a few chuckles for the day straight from my spam folder.  Enjoy your day!



  1. I added the “confirm you are not a spammer button” and I haven’t been getting these kind of comments anymore… But like you, I’d check every day for real ones before. some would always crack me up. My favorite was when I did a pile of sand after the hurricane and titled it making mountains out of moll hills and I got a comment from a moll hill company…

  2. This was good…yep, you made me laugh! Thanks!

  3. Your spam is so much more fun than mine!

  4. Just crazy hilarious. Perhaps I should read some of my SPAM comments instead of simply deleting. I’ve noticed a considerable increase in SPAM recently. Occasionally, some slip through my filter and they almost sound legitimate. I always delete if it sounds questionable in even the smallest of ways.

    • I hardly ever get any in my regular comment box. For awhile some of my legit comments were going into spam —especially for 2 of my commenters—so I got used to checking. I think it was a WP glitch or something.

  5. Oh!!!! You copied some of my Spam….LOL! Sometimes I think they go through Google Translator (foreign origins???) and the results are truly hysterical!! Thank you! I very much needed some light, funny humor!!! Hugs always, D

  6. I use Akismet too and so far been very lucky that none of the spam comments have gotten through. I usually delete them regularly – but not before reading and laughing hysterically at some of them! 🙂

  7. Does someone hire people from other countries to just write and post this stuff all day long? Do they get a bonus if the filter doesn’t catch it? If so, it would be worth it to use an online dictionary and maybe google translator. And who pays for it to begin with, and what is the pay off? I had a slew of spam around dancing naked midgets for awhile, all from a mention about the famous midget Tom Thumb. It is amusing, tho and I do laugh..and by the way I am like a maybe you could plant yourself next to me…..

  8. We all know full-well what you are referring to here, I’ve had them come in Spanish, Greek, and some that I wouldn’t even venture a guess as to the language.

  9. darn it all. I was hoping for some good breast enhancement exercises!! spam teasers!
    these are so hilarious. I get a kick out of reading my own too. especially when they are actually in English. I seem to be big in the Middle East too.

  10. Those are hilarious. A few of them do seem like they came out of Google Translate a bit worse-for-wear.

  11. Since I did the A to Z Challenge, my followers have increased & I have noticed more spam comes with more followers. My spam is very much like your spam!

  12. It was very interesting to read your spams. Some were funny, some were not but lots of fun to read and try to picture the person who sent it.

  13. 6 and 7 are my favorites. Can’t say I’ve ever had to retrieve a gun from the police so I’m no help either. I love spam!

  14. The gun one was rather unique.

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