You Know You Have Missed Them—-Chrisisms Part 6


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Can you believe that it has been 4 months since I posted the infamous Chrisisms????  I know that you have all missed them so here are the latest and greatest from my witty husband!

  1. “It’s amazing what happens when you send a few emails and everyone’s travel plans change because of it.  Dance for me, my little puppets!”
  2. Chris changed the sheets on the bed when I was gone and he said he could see the Shroud of Beth Ann….
  3. “I may have to work past death.”    (What was not said was “if my wife keeps buying teapots”)
  4. “I am going to become a rapper and go by the name Hot Tea.”
  5. “Sometimes I am a port short.”
  6. “That’s a long road of ugly.”
  7. “It it was meant to happen, it will. Love waits.”
  8. When I was looking for a shirt  at Fleet Farm he quipped….”This is Fleet Farm in Iowa—no need to stock mediums.”
  9. “Where is Darwin when you need him?”
  10. “She is like a frog in a pot with a lot of inertia.”
  11. “I need some texture in my life.”
  12. When yet another stranger engaged me in conversation he said “you need to quit attracting strays because I am running out of dog food.”

I can’t make this stuff up, folks!   I love him and he always makes me laugh and hopefully you got a few chuckles and maybe a couple head scratches today reading these!!

In case you want to check out previous posts with more from Chris just click on the links below and new windows will open  up for each one.  Enjoy.

Chrisisms 5

Chrisisms 4

Chrisisms 3

Chrisisms 2

Chrisisms 

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Comments

  1. Uh oh, you might want to skip buying a teapot for a day or two. But not too much since I love seeing them!

  2. would chris mind if I borrow the work past death? I can use that one in a lot of sentances

  3. Just went through your list of Chrisisms – those are great! Followed!

  4. Am laughing out loud right now at #12. I think Chris and Randy share a similar sense of humor. While attending an art reception recently at the local hospital, I commented aloud about the sparkling apple juice. Randy quipped that this wasn’t apple juice, but rather, ummm, something from the lab just down the hall. Oh, my goodness, the color was exactly right. How do they come up with this stuff, just like that?

  5. OhMyGosh, dying here. Dying. 😆 Would Chris mind if I started using some of his Chrisisms? Just read these to my husband and couldn’t get thru them. Tears were rolling!

    • 🙂 It might go to his head if he knows people are quoting him but sure…go ahead. It can be our little secret how funny he can be. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by!!! Have a great Monday!

  6. cannot wait to use “long road of ugly”….. LOL
    But he is spot on for #1……and it also applies to text messages.

  7. My two favorites from this batch are “That’s a long road of ugly” and “Where is Darwin when you need him?”

  8. Too funny. I can only imagine how he keeps you laughing. I like number 6! 🙂

  9. That’s a great picture of the famous fella behind all these quotes. I think my husband might have spoken #3. And yes, it has been TOO LONG since we’ve had any new material from Chris. 🙂

  10. My Dad used to say cool stuff like that too. I love reading these. Thanks for sharing!

  11. Chrisisms! A great way to start off the week!

  12. I nominated you for a couple awards, I hope you can find time to pass them on. http://benzeknees.wordpress.com/2013/03/06/they-got-me-again/

  13. How did I miss this post? I always enjoy these Chrisisms.

Trackbacks

  1. […] want to catch up on what you have missed in the wonderful world of witty sayings from my husband click here to go to the previous Chrisism post —the complete list of posts is at the bottom and you can click on each one to read more. […]

  2. […]  If you are hooked check out my other posts Chrisisms by clicking here, here , here, here, here, here, here,and here.  Whew. He has a lot of witty […]

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